Life with brothers and sisters is full of annoying, exciting and sentimental moments. Funny quotes, sayings, jokes and one-liners about siblings capture the experience for use in speeches, personalized gifts and social media posts.
Jokes About Brothers
- What do you call your brother when he looks like a Ken doll? Broken!
- Brotherhood - man's oldest competition.
- Little brothers are like bop bags, you hit 'em and they keep bouncing back for more.
- My brother is my best friend until he tells on me. Then, he's my brother.
- My brother is my partner in crime. Until we get caught, then he did it!
- Having an older brother really helped me learn how to be a better person. When he does something good I copy it and when he does something bad I try not to laugh at him.
- People say my brother and I look alike. When it's a compliment, he looks like me. When it's not, I look like him.
Funny Sister Sayings
- Sisterhood - man's oldest cult.
- Sometimes people say they can't tell me and my sister apart. Here's a hint, I'm the pretty one.
- What kind of sisters won't leave you alone? Persisters!
- Sisters are like psychiatrists. They have no choice but to listen to your whining then turn around and rob you blind.
- What is the meanest kind of sister? Assister!
- Having sisters is like living in Cinderella's house. I'm pretty, overworked and underappreciated, and they're evil.
- My sister is my best friend until she copies my hairstyle. Then, I'll swear she's adopted.
General Sibling Quotes
- Siblings are like built-in shoplifters, always taking stuff that doesn't belong to them.
- Older siblings are like your parents' personal science fair. They're a bunch of experiments.
- Siblings are like free insurance. If you need a new body part, they've got the perfect spare.
- The oldest child always sets the bar. Thank goodness you set it low!
- When brothers and sisters get in trouble it's like watching cats and dogs fight. They trade jabs while their tales fly around.
- I wouldn't trade my siblings for the world. I don't have anywhere to put it.
- When your mom asks why you can't all just get along: Sure, a long-distance relationship?
More Funny Quotes
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You can also adapt any brother, sister, or sibling quote to fit your specific situation by replacing the pronouns and changing the tense.
Laugh With Each Other
The bond between siblings is often unbreakable through good times and bad. Poke fun at your favorite brother or sister with a lighthearted quote.