100+ Funniest Jokes for Kids That'll Get Them Giggling

Published January 18, 2022
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There is no sweeter sound than that of children's laughter. No matter a child's age, a good joke is a perfect way to get those frowns turned upside down. Use jokes to alter moods, distract kids from the stresses of life, or simply bond with the little person you love so dearly. Get them giggling through even the toughest moments with a few of these catchy jokes for kids.

Funny Jokes For Young Children

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Little kids love a giggle, and even toddlers and preschool-aged children can catch these well-thought-out and developmentally appropriate wisecracks.

1. What is a pig's favorite karate move?

The pork chop

2. Why was the ghost crying?

He had a boo boo

3. What animal jumps higher than a skyscraper?

All of them! Skyscrapers can't jump!

4. What did the mama bird call her baby bird?

Her tweet-heart

5. Why did the orange lose the big race?

He just didn't have enough juice

6. What did the ghost say to his girlfriend?

You are boo-tiful

7. What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut?

Give me some space

8. Why do aliens throw the best parties?

They planet

8. Why is a bumblebee's hair so sticky?

They use honeycombs

9. Which swamp animal runs the crime unit?

An investi-gator

10. What did the mama egg say to the little egg when they got an A on a test?

This is egg-cellent news!

11. Why did brother and sister pony go to timeout?

They were horsing around

12. What is a dog's favorite instrument?

A trombone

Silly Jokes For School-Aged Kids

As children grow into the school years, they can comprehend the humor behind more jokes as they begin to gain a solid understanding of the world around them. Tell jokes about relationships, school sports, and other topics that elementary and middle school-aged children can grasp and giggle at.

13. Why did the bike take a nap?

It was two tired

14. Why was the little ghost so lonely?

Because he had no "body"

15. How do you keep a football stadium cool?

Pack it full of fans

16. What did one penny say to the other penny about the mystery?

This doesn't make cents

17. Why did the golfer need new pants?

Because he had a hole in one

18. Why doesn't anyone laugh at paper's jokes?

They are tear-able

19. How did the computer get fresh air?

By leaving its window open

20. What is an elf's favorite music genre?

Wrap

21. Why is the sun the smartest object in space?

Because it has a million degrees

22. What is a squid's favorite month?

October

23. Which body of water is the most welcoming?

The ocean because it waves

24. What did the little cow's parents say to the little cow for flunking in school?

You are grounded, beef!

25. Which type of candy is at the top of the class?

Smarties

26. Why did the broom miss recess?

We fell a-sweep in class.

27. What monster teaches math?

Count Dracula

28. What test did the little witch ace?

Her spelling test

29. Why did the computer go to the doctor?

Because of a virus

30. What school tool calls all of the shots?

A ruler

31. How does a rabbit ask for help at school?

They raise their paw and ask for some-bunnies help

Jokes That Might Even Make Your Teen Smile

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Teens might act like they are too cool and grown for giggle-worthy jokes, but rest assured, you can get a smile out of them with any of these funnies.

32. What shape is the captain of the basketball team?

A triangle because of its three-pointers

33. What type of fly has no wings?

A walk

34. Why was the math book crying?

They had too many problems

35. What do you call a dead snowman?

A puddle

36. Why can't you trust the stairs?

They will always let you down

37. What type of snake loves math class?

A pi-thon

38. Why was the computer's tummy growling?

It needed a byte

39. What do you need to have to reach high school?

A ladder

40. What is the most dangerous element in nature?

Grass because of the blades

41. Which part of a room is the warmest?

A corner because it is a consistent 90 degrees there

42. Which article of clothing always gets into heaven?

Shoes, because of their good soles

43. What do you call a penguin in the rainforest?

Lost

44. Why do plumbers attend concerts?

They appreciate a good set of pipes

Animal-Inspired Jokes for Kids

Kids of all ages adore animals! From tots to teens, these animal-inspired wisecracks will have the whole family giggling in no time.

45. Why did the frog go to the hospital?

He broke his "toe"d

46. What did the cat say to the other cat?

We are a purrrr-fect pair

47. Why do leopards hate to play tag?

They are always spotted first

48. Where do dogs do most of their shopping?

Flea markets

49. What is the toughest creature in the sea?

A muscle

50. What do cows see in a telescope?

The Milky Way

51. Where do bears go to study?

A li-bear-y

52. What is the favorite soda of swamp animals?

Croak-a-cola

53. What does a polar bear wear on its head to stay warm?

An ice cap

54. Why did a squirrel go see a doctor?

They were acting a little nutty

55. Baseball is what animal's favorite game?

A bat

56. What do kittens do in the summertime?

Swim in the kitty-pool

57. Why can't little piggies share a bed?

They hog all the covers

58. Which animal is the earliest riser?

A duck. They are up at the quack of dawn

59. Why was the rabbit smiling from ear to ear?

They were so hoppy

60. What is a cow's favorite drink?

A s-moo-thie

61. How do spiders celebrate their love for one another?

A big, fancy webbing

62. What is the only animal that can tell time?

A watchdog

63. What do cows study in school?

Moo-sic

Jokes That Are All About Fun and Food

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With these fun, food-inspired jokes, you are bound to have the kids laughing and working up an appetite. Be sure to pair these puns with a snack!

64. What did the spaghetti say to the meatball when they told them that food could fly?

That's impasta-ble

65. What did the tortilla chip say to the cheese when they tried to pry into the chip's business?

It's nacho business!

66. What do skeletons bring to backyard BBQs?

Ribs

67. Why is the banana the most sought-after fruit?

It is the most ap-peal-ing one in the bunch

68. Why was the berry stressed out?

They were in a jam

69. Why do hotdogs work out?

To build up their buns

70. What did the nachos say to the burrito?

Let's taco bout it

71. What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loaf-ers

72. What is a frog's favorite snack?

French flies

73. What is a scarecrow's favorite treat?

Straw-berry pie

74. What did one banana say to the other banana during an argument?

Let's split

75. What dessert did the pillow serve to the bed?

Sheet cake

76. Which cheese is always crying?

Blue cheese

77. What is a dog's favorite type of cheese?

Mutt-zerella

78. What is the most patient herb in a garden?

Thyme

Darling Disney Jokes for Kids

Disney and kids go together like peanut butter and jelly. See if they can catch onto these witty wonders, all of which are inspired by everything Disney.

79. Why is Cinderella always chosen last in basketball?

She is afraid of the ball

80. Which princess always runs faster than the other princesses?

Rapunzel. She wins by a hair!

81. Which princess does everyone want to play games with?

Snow White. She is the fairest of them all

82. What do Mickey and Minnie eat during the summer months?

Mice cream

83. What is Grumpy's favorite candy?

Sour patch kids

84. Who solves all the crimes at Disney?

Quasimodo. He has the hunch!

85. Why do Peter Pan and Tinkerbell fly all the time?

Because they "Neverland"

86. What job would Ariel have taken had she not married a prince?

She would have been a mer-maid

87. Why do Snow White's dwarves all see a therapist?

Six of the seven are not happy

88. Where does Ariel go to look for her missing treasures?

The lost-and-flounder

89. What did Belle say to Cinderella when they ran into one another?

It's a small world!

90. Why did everyone steer clear of Clarabelle Cow?

She was acting very moo-dy

Ultimate Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

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Knock-knock jokes are classic jokes that kids of all ages can enjoy. Tell a few funnies and then bond with your family by trying to come up with a few more novel knock-knock jokes to tell.

91. Knock, knock

Who's there?

Luke

Luke who?

Luke at me when I'm talking to you!

92. Knock, knock?

Who's there?

Annie

Annie who?

Annie one want to come outside and play?

93. Knock, knock

Who's there?

Orange

Orange who?

Orange you going to welcome me in?

94. Knock, knock

Who's there?

Bee

Bee who?

Bee kind to your brother and sister!

95. Knock, knock

Who's there?

Curt

Curt who?

Curt've given me some warning!

96. Knock, knock

Who's there?

Lettuce

Lettuce who?

Lettuce help make the salad

97. Knock, knock?

Who's there?

Razor

Razor who?

Razor hand if you have a question

98. Knock, knock?

Who's there?

Olive

Olive who?

Olive you better help me!

99. Knock, knock

Who's there?

Ima

Ima who?

Ima very pleased to meet you

100. Knock, knock

Who's there?

Canoe

Canoe who?

Canoe tell me where I am? I'm lost

101. Knock, knock

Who's there?

Snow

Snow who?

There's snow place like home

There is No Bad Time For Joking Around

Kids love laughter and happiness, and jokes are welcome ways of conversing and engaging for them. Whether your child is 3 or 13, in need of a mood change or a little extra attention, or just loves to spend time conversing and laughing, it's always a good time to tell your children a good joke or two.

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